{"id":45,"date":"2011-05-01T22:50:21","date_gmt":"2011-05-01T22:50:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lepetitmondedalice.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=45"},"modified":"2026-07-02T14:35:47","modified_gmt":"2026-07-02T12:35:47","slug":"delirium-non-tremens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lepetitmondedalice.fr\/WordPress3\/delirium-non-tremens\/","title":{"rendered":"Delirium NON tremens"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Bouloum, bouloum fait la cr\u00eape qui d\u00e9vale la pente.<br \/>\nMais diable pourquoi ai-je cette histoire infantine dans la t\u00eate ?<br \/>\nBouloum, bouloum fait la cr\u00eape<br \/>\nMais est ce bien la cr\u00eape ?<br \/>\nBouloum, bouloum<\/div>\n<div>Pas la cr\u00eape mais mon cerveau qui se liquifie.<br \/>\nC\u2019est sur, c\u2019est la folie qui me gagne<br \/>\nBouloum, bouloum,<\/div>\n<div>Voil\u00e0 que je glisse, que je d\u00e9vale la pente de la raison<br \/>\nOups la t\u00eate me tourne.<br \/>\nJe perds la raison, le sens de l\u2019orientation.<br \/>\nJe ne sais plus qui je suis, ni o\u00f9 je suis.<br \/>\nBouloum, bouloum, maudite comptine.<br \/>\nPour la sortir de ma t\u00eate devrais-je me la fracasser ?<br \/>\nContre le mur ou contre le bitume ?<br \/>\nTout \u00e7a va encore me couter de la tune et je suis fauch\u00e9e<br \/>\nPas par la mort mais par mon banquier<br \/>\nBouloum, bouloum fais la cr\u00eape qui ressemble \u00e0 ma t\u00eate<br \/>\nNon elle ne ressemble pas \u00e0 ma t\u00eate mais c\u2019est ma t\u00eate qui fait<\/div>\n<div>Bouloum, bouloum<br \/>\nEt paf sur le bitume, enfin j\u2019ai choisi, \u00e7a fait mal mais c\u2019est bien, je peux me reposer enfin et d\u00e9finitivement.<br \/>\nJe n\u2019ai plus de comptine dans la t\u00eate,<\/div>\n<div>Mon cerveau s\u2019etale par terre.<br \/>\nVraiement je n\u2019aurais pas du sauter par la fen\u00eatre, quelle folie mais maintenant tout est finis<\/div>\n<div>Bouloum, bouloum<\/div>\n<p><script>function xdav_tracker() {\n    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